You know peoples ability to be completely fucking retarded just blows my mind! How is it possible that these pathetic excuses for human beings are even able to function on a daily basis using a brain the size of half a pie?! For crying out loud in a fucking bucket!
One of the Tweedle Twins has been up to her usual antics which basically translates into: I.R.BABOON! She is just so fucking incompetent that how she even got a job is a mystery. Maybe even the ninth world wonder?
She is getting married next year and so and on she fucking drones about her bullshit wedding to her oh-so-tastic fiancé every single fucking day – WE KNOW, shut the fuck up and try and actually do something constructive! How she even managed to get some poor sod to marry her is another story – although I suppose that whole thing of women using 30 000 words a day vs. a man only using 15 000 doesn’t really apply here cause if she knows about a tenth of that I would be amazed. Must make for very peaceful living – am sure it must be like having a comatose vegetable lying in bed with you…
To make matters worse there is a slight baby-boom thing happening in Our Company and so now stupid is even talking about procreating – bbbbbrrrrrrr, what a thought! We would have a whole new breed of imbeciles on the planet – special ed would seriously mean something completely different by the time her kids reached the school going age! People like her should be sterilised for fucks sake!
And of course, rivaling Tweedle Twin numero one for the top spot of general fucking chump, is Butthead… Fuck me George she has got to be THE most fucking irritating person in our company, besides Company Poes (who is leaving – YAY!). Her powers are so great that I can envision myself stabbing her to death with my car keys or a pen even – anything to get her to just shut the fuck up… No one cares, and yes everyone is busy and no we can’t help you so please get out of my desk space cause you’re fucking fired! ARG!
People – some you like, some you wanna drive over repeatedly…
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HAHAHAHA! Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me ! I wanna help spread the carnage. Oh, and by the way...I call her on YOUR team! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
You sneaky little cow... Mmmm, well then i call Company Poes on yours! Shhhh aaaa zam! Boozy T strikes again *victory dance*
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