The losers that had us…

I saw Crombie’s ex for the first time since I have known her today… Weird, I would never in like a million fucking gazillion years have pegged the two of them together. Firstly Crombie is a completely shit-hot tart and this guy is just no where near gorgeous enough to be seen on her arm. Secondly, he looks kinda Asian (in a good way) but yeah well enuff said there really. And then lastly he looks like he has had one of his fancy designed spoons shoved up his ass sideways – not a good look really…

Anyhoo my point is this – isn’t it extremely fucking mental how when you look back at some of the guys you went out with, you stand there, mouth only inches from hitting the floor, and think: WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?! Where you would have gone oh hell yes, all you doing now is thinking oh fuck me George, hell no!

One does have to ponder where the fuck your tarts were to wake you up to this cold hard reality that as much as you think he looks like Brad and Ryk, ain’t no fucking way in hell he does! In fact, what in the bloody hell happened to common sense for that matter???

Of course the advantage of looking at an ex with nothing but utter disgust for your apparent lack of taste in men is the new varieties that life has to offer….
Three cheers for the lucky bastards that will meet us!