Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Yes it has been one of those days where I would far rather stick my head up a hippo’s ass that have to face another deadline or listen to someone’s bullshit story about how some dipshit ran over their toe! And just when I thought that it couldn’t get worse, old Murph paid me a visit and dumped a huge not-gonna-feel-so-shit-hot-are-you-now-tart piece of news on my lap – thanks Murph, ‘preciate it you complete fuckwitt! I really hate Murph and his stoopid law!
The bee-ute-a-ful news I got: my Achilles Heel has a new chick… Now this piece of information bothers me for the following reasons:
1. The fucker has managed to beat me to it, AGAIN! Oh the shame…
2. This completely ruins my bored every now and again daydreams of him pining for me as these are now completely fucking so not happening anymore! *loud wail*(gawd listen to me, I sound like a sappy writer for Mills & Boon – arg, somebody get me a drink!)
3. I feel like a complete bloody fool as a part of me still cares for him – I am planning on banishing this part of me to the land of the will-not-feel-anything-for-Achilles-Heel land. I hear it’s really nice there this time of year… And I especially feel like a fool since I know he has been going through a really rough patch (may this continue in a totally non-revengeful-kinda-way, of course) and I actually felt sorry for him. What a fucking sap! *dough*
But after pausing whilst writing this and realizing I am starting to sound oh as pathetic as I feel, maybe a bit psychotic too, I am beginning to realize that I give him far too much power und this must stop, with vone click naturlich! So after a quick power-Rama-talk with myself I have decided on the following:
Am I annoyed by his current state of affairs? You bet your sweet tart ass I am…
Am I completely irreplaceable? DUH… I am of course 100% original, that’s right no fake ass made in China bullshit here cause there ain’t no other aboozed tart like me out there!
His complete loss? Damn fucking straight!
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