Ever receive one of those emails from a fellow tart that asks you for all kindsa arb info like if you ever smoked a ciggie, passed out from being a completely drunk bastard, tried to steal your parental units’ car etcetera etcetera etcetera...? The first time you get one of these you think cool, shrug your shoulders and say why not but I must admit that after like the 50th one, the request for which fucking soap you use gets a little um tedious to say the least…
My first reaction is what the fuck your friends need this information for – I mean are they planning to use your love for Protex or Dove or Lux to help you seduce the gorgeous man at the bar? Mmmm, I think not. And if this information is not going to be used to help further your cause to becoming an all growed up tart then pray do tell, what the fucking point is! I mean we are all expected to kinda know scheit about our friends but I am not sure that this information needs to extend itself beyond their favourite colour and favourite drink… One should know if your tarts had passed out and displayed completely debaucherious behaviour as surely, surely you would have been there – well at least physically anyway?
For me the most amusing question ever asked in one of these “get to know this tart better” thingie ma-bobs is if you wish on stars… Amazing how so many people answer this with a yes but no for any question possibly hinting at being a completely ill-behaved tart – me thinks there is something sear-i-us-ly wrong with our society!
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