The universe is against me and I have no fucking idea why! I am a good, kind tart who is willing to share my shoes with almost everybody, ok well not almost everybody but definitely more than my own feet…
Fate is a complete bastard! There I was all ready and psyched up to speak my mind. I had come to terms with the nauseas feeling swirling round my stomach. I had mastered my chicken-ness and was no longer waving a yellow flag (even though this is my favourite colour – co-inki-dink, I think not!) and then *poof* the god damn mother fucking universe just had to interfere! Why, why, why, oh dear Gawd, 1000 times why!!!!
Now some people would try and take the high round here, you know be the better person and try and see the positive side to this – to all these people, shut the fuck up cause I ain’t interested in hearing it! Right now, at this point in time I want to be bloody miserable and tell fate that I think she is a complete bitch!
I mean sure, she has her good points like when…
1. Ryk Neethling will reverse into your car and the rest they say is history - all of course pre-ordained by the universe (although fate has not led me down this “accident” road yet *depressed sigh* selfish cow!) and
2. You bump into your Achilles Heel looking shit hot etc…
These are fate’s brilliant sides, the sides that made her famous – I mean people have written books about her tastic qualities.
This is when I could literally lick the shoes that fate walks in but today, today is another god damn story!
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