So I had a new experience today…I lost my virginity – my virginity to acupuncture that is (sick sick puppies for thinking what I know you were!). Yip I had my first experience with acupuncture and it was awesome! I feel great – far more energy and hopefully it will be able to treat what is inherently wrong with me… (although I fear that this topic is highly debatable).
The weirdest part is that I am currently walking around with 3 needles in my right ear-lobe. Now yes this sounds really fucking peculiar as I too had visions of these long, thin metal objects protruding from my ear – how feng shei I thought but alas they are so über tiny that you wouldn’t even know that I have them. And thanks to the super-duper miracle extra strong wonder tape stuck to them and my ear (thank fuck), they should be going nowhere in particular in any hurry, well at least not until my next appointment!
Bring on the ancient healing methods!
BU-JA-KA-SHA!
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