An ode to Fridays

*dreamy sigh*
I just looooooooooooove Fridays! It has got to be the only work day that actually calls to you to get outta bed and start the day, knowing very fucking well that come 4 o’clock you and your ass are outta da office and ready to embrace the weekend and all the drinking, entertainment and just basic fuck-wittedge debaucherious (how I love this word) behaviour one could possibly imagine.

The mood that Fridays instill in people is even evident in the office guards’ faces – much friendlier and willing to beat the living be-jesus outta everyone cause that’s how they roll! This Friday in particular has seen one of our Directors in a particularly good mood… He went and saw Billy Joel last night and who the fuck knew that the Piano Man would have him singing down the passages?!

Apparently the taxi’s are on strike, again – who knew, and hence some of our kitchen staff aren’t in the office today. This Good-Mood Director thus took it upon himself to not only inform everyone in Our Company about this little debacle but to forward them the “handover” document… The best part is that he assigned tasks to the following people:

1. Tea Making – assigned to our very fucking scary Financial Manager – she is the type of lady that would have made you piss your pants as a snot rag aka kid. As this Good-Mood Director says: You gotta go for the big ones!
2. Organizing the Directors’ Lunch – assigned to the biggest chocolate grabber and general prankster of Our Company, can only fucking imagine what they would have gotten for lunch.
3. Vacuuming – (this is my personal favourite and Super-H und I roared with victory over this!) assigned to the Company Poes. This dick-watt thinks he is Brad Pitt re-fucking-incarnated when he couldn’t be further from the truth. He just irritates the fucking shit outta Super-H and I, complete and utter pond scummage material… Mmmm, oh poes face – I don’t see you fucking vacuuming bitch!

So yes, this Friday has gotten off to a tastic start *satisfied sigh* which hopefully will be translated into a tastic weekend filled with all things nice and spicy ;) The best part of today for this tart: I have a half day!

VIVA LA FRIDAYS!