Insanity

“The definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result”
- Albert Einstein -

This little theory of old Bert’s here sums up my drinking behaviour in one sentence! I mean it thoroughly explains why everyone calls me insane – drinking ssssssooooo much Tequila and expecting not to fall down drunk and completely disorderly *bashful smile* is um insane!

Genius, pure genius!