Buy your license then Sunny?

Some fucking people!
*scream*
*sob out loud in a fucking bucket*

I swear to God there are a bunch of fucking ignoramus buffoons arses’ driving around on our roads! One of these dim-witted fuckers managed to somehow scrape my back bumper… POES!

My bee-ute-i-ful car that I luff oh so dearly has been scared, marked with a severe imperfection. And I am not talking just a small service scratch here people. Oh no, the mother fucker that did this really did a good job! I mean why, why, why???!!! I’m a nice tart, well nice enough anyway *wicked grin*

I digress… Bunch of retarded shits! Kelis’ song pops into my head right about now – you hear me: I hate you so much right now – aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Clearly this imbecile drives around, sees a car and says to his pea-for-a-fucking-brain:
Oh golly gosh, looks em there – a parking *bam* oh a ggggg-yuk I scrapped the car next to me… Naughty Sunny… Oh well better trying luck next time, guess bumper cars isn’t very epu…edag…edu…teachable!

FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

I hope that someone pisses on your car; actually better yet I hope they piss on you. Yeah that’s right, you fucking toilet!