Patience is a virtue?

For those of you that have a sister you will understand the pure fucking frustration they can instill in you! I do love my sister but Jesus H Christ does she drive me up the wall! I am convinced now more than ever that the universe has put my sister on this planet to try and teach me patience - a thing this tart just does not possess... What I have tried to tell the universe numerous amounts of time is that I am Italian and therefore have no need for this trait to be further developed so as to reach a stage of sainthood... Technically I am already going to hell anyway (as who the fuck wants to party in heaven right? Ok well fine...) and so therefore sainthood doesn't interest me in the slightest...

I mean if you think about it does patience really make a massive difference in one's life? Sure we will all be patient when the little old woman takes 15 minutes to go through the whole ATM process only to discover she has done it with the wrong card and so the process must be repeated (often at this point I have JD visions of running her over with her walker but then that patience thing kicks in...) but beyond this I just don't see the point...

Frankly the use of patience is completely wasted when you have to deal with stupid people and I think that Barry Hilton was so on the right track when he insisted that stupid people wear T-shirts. That way they would be saving you time, saving you money and most definitely putting you first! (Thanks Nashua).

The sister, however, instills the exact opposite of this virtuous trait in me. Case in point, this morning! Our completely spastic alarm went off for no reason. Of course she assumed the position of I so now how to fix this which of course was total bullshit and I kept insisting that the bloody thing would eventually quieten down (this alarm thing is a regular occurrence in our household, guess the I-tie-ness of the family has rubbed off on it) but oooooohhhhhhhh no, she just had to meddle. So meddle she did and so now we are left with a rather fucking irritating buzzing noise in the background!

What a way to start the bloody weekend!