Saw My Super Ex Girlfriend (the movie people not a person…) on Sat and I must say that although the movie lacks something, namely a story line, it got me a thinking… There are some crazy biatches out there! I mean some tarts are just incapable of keeping their scheit together and are in desperate and rather serious need of some professional help!
It’s common practice in the world we live in to break up (I mean your only other option is to stay together forever which is seriously gag reflex material and a rather fucking daunting idea to apply to some of the men I have seen around this town but each to their own I guess – if you have shit taste then you have shit taste but I digress…). I’m sure in the middle ages break-ups happened all the time too – although you were probably playing with your life as they had real-life gi-fung-us hand-crafted swords then (über sexy, like Brad in Troy - mmmm)… I just can’t for the life of me understand these psycho tots, they call it a break-up for a reason ladies i.e. the relationship is over. As my one bro said: It ain’t a secret code for please try harder you dumb fuck! So wise at such a young age!
Now this über freaky stalker behaviour can go both ways. I’ve had countless stalkers, very disturbing and rather unsettling but after watching that movie I kinda understand things from a guys’ point of view now. I mean chicks can be totally fucking off the wall sometimes! I do, however, agree that when the guy deserves it e.g. he slept with your best friend / sister (in which case both these pond scums should be lynched for their crimes against sisterhood…) then by all means key his car, advertise that he has a small dick in The Star and any other generally despicable behaviour you can think of. As someone once said, revenge is a dish best served cold!
However, where the fuck possible, just accept the god damn fact that the man ain’t interested in your tarty ass no more. Deal and move on. Break-ups are just an opportunity to go and sample the other varieties life has to offer tarts... Embrace it (I totally recommend the French).
At the end of the day, all is fair in love and war… And for the ladies that can’t handle that truth then here’s a lifeline that I severely hope you use…
0800 GET A FUCKING CLUE!
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