Jesus fucking Christ.
Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
In my whole entire 24 years of being a fabulous tart I have never had to deal with such mother fucking idiotic pieces of scheit! Planet Fitness has got to have the highest ratio of idiots to clients in the whole fucking universe. This company actually ceases to amaze me - they fucking send me a god damn message threatening to bloody negatively list me aka blacklist because they haven’t received their fucking payments for my gym contracts…
If they did actually bother to check their fucking banking records they would see that Momentum has been debiting my fucking account for the past 6 months! But oh no that would actually mean they had to work!!! Of course when I phoned their retarded helpline – this should be renamed as help implies assistance with your query and all these morons are capable of doing is putting you on hold indefinitely and then getting back to you with a slightly less than intelligent um – they told me they don’t even have me on record….
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING MENTALIST SPECIAL RETARDS!!!
Ineffectual fuckers!
Planet Fitness’ entire fucking HR department should be put in front of a firing squad and stoned to death for being so utterly useless at their jobs! And that goes for their fucking futile god dam finance department who clearly has never fucking heard of checking anything!
Planet Fitness: The most incompetent bunch of fucks alive!
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