I am THE most excited tart in the world! Like a kid in a candy shop, I find myself drooling over my new toy (much to the disgust of the new “newbies” or “matlidas” as their known around here)…
I think my new toy totally adds to my swanky tarty image and I absolutely love it – yay for me. *victory dance*
Now for you slightly twisted people out there I am talking about my new phone and NOT a vibrator. Although if I was going to purchase a new vibrator it probably be something utterly tartish and equally distasteful… Mmmm maybe something in platinum or re-he-he-he-lly blinging kinda gold. The type of blinging gold that makes people sit up and take notice! In saying that though, if you are using your vibrator in public you are a sick, sick puppy and need to go for therapy!
If I did buy a new a new vibrator I would feel inclined to give it an exotic name like Antonio or Fabio or something equally as appealing as the Italian soccer captain. You know something with a bit of Latin / Mediterranean oomph *wicked grin*…
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