Swedish Penis Adventures

So The Pilot and I are going to start a business.

Personally, I think it could be highly lucrative. I am technically going to have more responsibility than The Pilot and hence I have proposed that we split the profits 60 / 40. The 60% being for me of course. After all, I will be the one in charge of the marketing, branding and general PR. His role is kinda a more hands-on one and therefore you could say that he is the labourer... Or as I like to call him, my bitch. He did, however, prefer the term bread winner...

This little business idea was the result of a tart who I shall don Issues. Now Issues, deny as much as she has, has the hots for my boy. The Pilot and I saw Issues on Thursday night when a whole crew of us went to jam it up to Prime Circle. Issues has the most annoying habit of forever asking me where the fuck The Pilot is - last time she wanted to rub herself against him. Mmmmm, yes cause like that's so gonna happen! But I digress.... the point is that Issues has now become a personal joke between The Pilot and I. Hell, she even sparked our business idea!

Basically, The Pilot and I figured that since he already had one fan (and it would seem some more at my office and Crystal Girl on Sat) that we were sitting on a untapped resource of monumental proportion, our very own gold mine so to say...

The idea? I'd pimp my boyfriend out, for an astronomical fee, to women who clearly can't keep their eyes off of him.

I, of course, would earn oodles of commission and he would be a busy boy. A very busy boy. We'd both be happy and rich. So am excited.... Keep your eyes open, Swedish Penis Adventures could be making an appearance at your party soon! ;)