Dikhololo

Ever have one of those weekends where excessive boozing is pretty much all you do? And by excessive boozing I mean downing voddies at 10 in the morning, drinking while taking yourself on your own very private game drive, boozing and shooting some Jose's before climbing on 250cc quads.... Ever done that?!

I have.

In fact, it's all I did this weekend past. Went away with The Pilot and some of his shacked up mates, although we had a very unique and original individual with us who is currently flying solo. Fifty was legendary! Keep on eye on Facebook for Fifty's video...

The weekend was fucking amazing and just what I needed. I even got to meet The Pilot's alter ego... Ranger Pilot. He's actually very knowledgeable. Very impressive. I actually learnt some things in my drunken haze!

Now you might be asking yourself just how much boozing was done on this Dikhololo weekend... And the answer is as follows:
6 x bottles red wine;
1 x bottle voddies;
1 x bottle Jaggie;
1 x bottle Sherry (gag);
1 x bottle Amarula;
1 x bottle Rum;
1 x bottle Jammies;
1 x bottle J&B;
2 x bottles White Wine;
.... And this was between 7 of us mind you. Plus there were the beers, the Hunters, the Spins and the Jose's...

All in all I think a legend has been born and the history books of our livers were most certainly re-written! :)