Heidie Ho there Lube Girl!

This post is dedicated to Crombie, who clearly, understands me in a way nobody could ever hope to!

Below is a rather colourful conversation that took place today. It demonstrates my ability to think like a guy. God bless MSN. The result of this little convo was approximately 50 used tissues, puffy eyes and an office that thinks I am all kinds of fucked up! I hope you enjoy as much as I did!

Jozigal says:
Hey, are you interested in going to the playtex factory shop with me and the sister on sat

BoozyT says:
Mmm, why, are we shopping for sexy toys.... Do you want to make sexy times?

BoozyT says:
I hear t make on helluva lube!

Jozigal says:
hahahahaha

BoozyT says:
Sounds like fun, count me in dude!

Jozigal says:
... dude, you are so bad.... No shopping for underwear....

BoozyT says:
I said nothing about underwear - I said sexy times. Since when do sexy times ever require underwear...

BoozyT says:
Ok but seriously what are we shopping for then?

Jozigal says:
Underwear....

Jozigal says:
Playtex.... bras.....

BoozyT says:
But you just said we weren't shopping for underwear

BoozyT says:
Oh ok - I finally get it. AM on page 500 now too!

Jozigal says:
not lube.... Underwear....

BoozyT says:
DUH! I was thinking of Durex!

BoozyT says:
Pat the special child!

Jozigal says:
Fuck you are hilarious!!!

Jozigal says:
People are looking at me like I’m insane, g myself silly, in front of my PC....

BoozyT says:
Dude, I can't believe I sat here thinking that it was a strange girlie bonding thing to do... I know, lets all go shopping for lube! YAY!

BoozyT says:
So am I, have just spat snot across my computer! Damn blocked sinuses

Jozigal says:
This is too much....

BoozyT says:
…For one chicken to handle... I'm sure all the boys wished you said that!

Jozigal says:
Cant believe you said yes, you’re in, thinking we are going shopping for Lube....

BoozyT says:
Well I trust you and figured since I had never been in actual sex shop before that it would be entertaining... We could look at vibrators and panties with no holes in them... Mmmm, no wait... Yip, I'm fucked in the head!

BoozyT says:
Did think the request was a little odd but then again maybe not... After all we want sexy times!

Jozigal says:
dude this is the funniest ever!!!

BoozyT says:
I know, am crying some much that I can barely see the keyboard

Jozigal says:
Dude, check your email....

BoozyT says:
I are checking

Jozigal says:
just sent email...

BoozyT says:
And it's empty - all by myself, don't wanna be all by myself (unless it's with a vibrator and some freshly bought Lube!)

Jozigal says:
no check again.... keep checking dammit...

BoozyT says:
Got it!

BoozyT says:
Dude WTF are talking about - its next week Thursday!

Jozigal says:
oh ok.... no worries... then....

BoozyT says:
Silly monkey... Almost wrote do you want to spank my monkey!!!!

Jozigal says:
Yes, I think so...

BoozyT says:
Don't worry, I don't even have a brain anymore. It's all about lube and spandex!

BoozyT says:
My mind she is in zi gutter...

BoozyT says:
So what time we doing Durex?

BoozyT says:
Har har har, I mean Playtex!

Jozigal says:
At about... mmm I think 11

BoozyT says:
Sounds good to me. Allows for some sleepy sleepie time!

BoozyT says:
We can always do lunch or a movie afterwards... After all that lace I think I might need to see something masculine looking...

BoozyT says:
Mmm, that doesn't sound right

Jozigal says:
yes, I agree... Just think we should go check it out...

Jozigal says:
nice underwear for a nice price....

BoozyT says:
No totally

BoozyT says:
Awesome, actually need some new underwear to make sexy times with

Jozigal says:
stop that!!! I cant laugh anymore....

BoozyT says:
I can't help it - it's like WORD VOMIT!

BoozyT says:
My up-chuck reflex is outta control...

BoozyT says:
Soon I will be discussing the bonus points one can hope to achieve by combining a good ja-goo-ga-leigh and lube!

Jozigal says:
The hot trainer just read that whole bit and he just pissed himself laughing...

BoozyT says:
OMG!

Jozigal says:
He thinks you’re fucking hilarious....

Jozigal says:
And wants to set you up with one of his mates...

BoozyT says:
I can't believe you let him read this...

BoozyT says:
Oh... really? Mmmm, which one? And more importantly how old is he???

Jozigal says:
Dude, I had to explain myself pissing myself alone in my office....

Jozigal says:
He is 30, good looking etc...

Jozigal says:
your mojo is in over drive!!!

BoozyT says:
You could have just said that your imaginary friend slipped and fell. That’s totally believable! I'd believe you!

BoozyT says:
Gawd bless MOJO... MOJO, OH MOJO HOW I LOVE THEE... LET ME COUNT THE WAYS... OMG 1...OMG 2... OMG YES YES YES!

Jozigal says:
I’m sure you would, but this seemed funnier!!!

BoozyT says:
Sounds like a prospect... Mmmm... Although Pilot Boy does it for me at the mo

Jozigal says:
great....

BoozyT says:
I'm always keen to meet new peeps. I particularly enjoy watching them as t spit out their wine because I am such a hill-are-i-us individuals

BoozyT says:
Tell him to find some one for you and then we can go double blind dating together! YAY FOR SEXY TIMES! Although I do like my Pilot Boy quite a bit...

Jozigal says:
... Ok, Ill tell him.

BoozyT says:
I think it would be fucking funny evening... Just for shits, giggles and lube!

BoozyT says:
I'll bing the lube and you can bring the sexy times...

BoozyT says:
I have problems!

Jozigal says:
yes, you are disturbed...

Jozigal says:
I like it!!!

BoozyT says:
But devastingly attractively disturbed...

BoozyT says:
I like it to und I like you! In complete non-lesbian up the fanny kinda way

Jozigal says:
yeah what ever you were way too keen to go Lube shopping with me...

BoozyT says:
Whatever! Spandex, Durex, Playtex - they all sound the same! And most importantly: THEY ALL MAKE SEXY TIMES!!!!