At the beginning of this week I decided it was time to try a new mantra – you know test the waters of something that I had never experienced before…
My new mantra? To be the bigger tart and by bigger I don’t mean compete with JLo for the biggest ass in the world award. By bigger I mean the nicer, better tart - the kinda tart that doesn’t sink to fucking annoying people’s level of retardedness and blow her fuse cause some people just don’t know how to fucking drive in this town!
Lately my Karma hasn’t been too fantastic. Case in point: I had a bloody car accident on Friday with a fucking pregnant lady – I mean have you bloody ever?! So I figured that maybe if I tried to turn over a new leaf as far as Karma was concerned she might, just maybe, kinda reward me a bit…
AND IT WORKED!!!
*victory dance*
How exactly did Karma reward this tart?
… With free entrance to Jozi’s premier meat market of course!
*wicked chuffed grin*
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No not a car crash, how is your beautiful car? I'm assuming the pregnant woman is okay.
Good karma is on it's way, I can just feel it.
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