These are the Gods in their Towels…

Axe has finally come up with the answer to every pimply unpopular wanking-off teenage boy’s deepest aspiration They have literally come up with a new product that could possibly solve some sad poor lonely soul from years of feeling unloved.

With this new you-can-look-like-you-shag-shitless thang some tit of a teenager will actually start believing that he is a stud, a god, sent back in time to change the future of some lucky lucky ladies! Gawd, I can already see him, standing in front of the mirror, wrapped in his Axe attire, practicing his moves so as to perfect his mojo.

Mmmm, that would actually make for a fuckingly hilarious movie! I can see it now, the teaser campaign, the hype!

The Poster…

The title? Shag Action Deception!