Road Tripping with my favourite Ally

So this weekend sees the Crombster and I off to the Vaal, not for the weekend – so last season, but for the night. We both figured fuck it why not and are calling it a fucking day at 4pm to go throw name in probably the most hilarious place to do so. Seriously you should try it sometime – makes for incredible memories, that is, of course if you can remember…

Last time Crombie and I took a road trip like this, we were paralletically hammered driving back from fuck knows where in the middle of the night (or was it the morning – I seem to remember light but that could possibly have been other cars… mmmm, the mystery continues…) totally fucking lost, did I mention we were wasted? Anyways we eventually discovered that Crombie’s car comes with auto-pilot. The amazing thing about this auto-pilot thingie is that it is Top Secret 00 type of stuff – no one is ever suppose to know that a Fiat comes with such an amazing driving device, all for the reasonable price of an economy car. Talk about value! Of course, Crombie and I felt it was our duty to spread the word – but once we started getting really strange looks from everyone we began to realize that perhaps telling people we had both passed out at the same time (while Crombie was in fact driving and NOT the Fiat) was probably not such a good idea… Who would have thunk it…!

I digress (as usual)… So this time we have decided to keep it tidy and under control cause neither of us feels like being fanny raped by some big bitch called Martha!