Thursday, January 25, 2007

Inherent Bitches!

I have come to the conclusion that all girls are bitches – I’m talking from the darling oh-so-annoying age of 6 up to the years of ancientness! I used to think that tarts were equipped with this character trait as a form of survival in this big big world but recently my viewpoint has shifted. Some girls are just plain fucking bitches and no matter what goes right in their lives or how successful or happy they should be, they feel the need to tear your fucking life apart because fuck it they have nothing better to do!

Now normally I would be one of these girls – having had to survive 12 years in an all girls’ school (something which I still believe my parentals should be punished for) and coming out as an awesome tart takes bitch skills which can only be equated to climbing Killie! I do however draw the line on being a two-faced fucking bitch when it comes to my closest friends – of course as is the case with life, not everyone shares my opinion!

Even worse than having to deal with someone so evil that not only does she deserve to be slapped five times from Sunday but she makes Meryl Streep look like an angel in The Devil Wears Prada, is her fucking accomplice. This fucking mindless buffoon is just that – doesn’t think to question any of the information she is “privy” to hearing, nope she just laps it up like the little lappie the lap dog that she is! This is the worst kind of bitch as you can’t even argue with someone that is just so clueless (I’m almost certain that I have just described Paris Hilton, without of course stating: “that’s so hot” IDIOT!)

P.S. This posting is dedicated to Pecan:
Go fuck yourselves up the kazzu with a wha wha brush!

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