No Johnny Bravos’!

What is it with the men is this town? All the hot pieces of ass have just poofed and disappeared! I mean it is depressing enough that Super H and I are left with just one piece of office eye-candy (of which he is a 7 outta 10 so technically he isn’t really a bona-fide panties-off kinda hottie but like I said times are tough and so are the pickings…)

This new observation of Super H and I is just so depressing that I find myself thinking of G n T’s as soon as I wake up in the morning *melodramatic sigh* Can you imagine how dreadful that is? The pure torture. But seriously:

Where have all the good looking men gone?
And where are all the gods?

Where's the street-wise HerculesTo fight the ugly ones?...

…Tarts need hottie heroes

We're holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

He's gotta be strongAnd he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the night

We need some hottie heroes!

We’re holding out for a hero 'til the morning light

He's gotta be sure

And it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be hotter than life!!!

Sing it girls’ cause that is the new official unofficial credo of our kinds living here in Jozi town. I don’t think I have ever been so depressed…

I mean it ain’t like we are asking for a lot – think Super H and I came to conclusion that even a 7.5 outta 10 would be good; although these days judging by the males species that has been seen populating our town, a 7.5 would be the fucking catch of the century!

If only they made more like this… Oh phuleez Jebus, make me blessed receiver of one of these:

*wolf whistle*
Panties off!